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dune is so funny it literally opens like
CHAPTER 1
โ€œIt sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,โ€ young Paul Atreides said to himself. โ€œFor me. Moral complexity is such a burden.โ€
CHAPTER 2
โ€œHeard any good slurs for poor people lately?โ€ asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.
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iโ€™m gay but iโ€™m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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out of 5 pairings i can think about in castlevania for example the most popular one is the most boring and also noncanon and also gay and white. this tracks
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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings itโ€™s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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But what if โ€ฆ the movie adaption was more faithful to the book ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”?
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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy
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Watch this short report to get a glimpse of what Israel has been subjecting Palestinians it has taken captive since October 7, whose numbers have now surpassed 8,400 from the West Bank alone.
The conditions in Israeli prisons have intensified and men, women, children and elderly people are subjected to starvation and torture. 14 Palestinian captives have in fact died in Israeli prisons since October 7, which is an alarming and unprecedented escalation to the already dire humanitarian crisis taking place in Israeli torture chambers.
The family of the 74 year old man in the video, Omar Assaf, did not even recognise him. He describes the past 6 months feeling as though they were 6 years.
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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