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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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i need aaron dessner to challenge jack antonoff to a duel and more importantly i need him to win

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(gripping the sink) vienna waits for me

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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Been making some memes of Cap and his friends.

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nearly 30 years I've lived and I'll constantly be surprised by the moon when it's night. I just caught it really large and yellow through the trees and went "good god is that the moon"

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Andrew Garfield as Spiderman #2: 

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“you’re my girl” is my favorite thing. like yes i am. you’re right. say it again

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happy sexy december 28th ♡

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THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE 2013 | dir. Francis Lawrence

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congratulations to vanilla extract, the democratically elected president of tumblr

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you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

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my flabber is gasted and my gob has been smacked

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REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) + LETTERBOXD REVIEWS

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do