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splodey-goat · 6 hours
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splodey-goat · 15 hours
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i love going back to the roblox oof video at occasional intervals to scroll the comments section and get the latest tommy tallarico news. the latest includes:
he didnt work on any of sonic and the black knight's music, it was jun senoue rearranging some songs that one of tommy's employees wrote for other games previously. in even his most recent 'verified' video game composition credit is him just stealing credit as per usual
he didnt work on any of earthworm jim's music, that was mark miller, he just replaced mark's name with his own in the credits on later special edition releases
he recently was found to be selling off sheet music a composer (laura intravia) made for video games live to other orchestra shows with no permission given without ever having consulted her, so safe to say he is still managing to make money stealing other peoples' compositional work
he doesnt play his guitar at vglive shows, its unplugged and he's miming playing over other peoples' recordings
he never drove a lambo, the car shown in his house tour video was a pontiac fiero with a shitty lambo body kit
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splodey-goat · 16 hours
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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
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splodey-goat · 16 hours
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Listen man by not voting for Jill Stein you are handing Trump the presidency, there is zero chance of Biden winning and your democratic purity politics are going to make the orange man win again. Vote green no matter wheen
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splodey-goat · 16 hours
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What's distressing, but also important to understand, about JK Rowling hitting the "Denying trans people were targeted in the Holocaust" point is that it's kind of the last stop before she just goes full alt-right weirdo.
Joanne is denying the Holocaust (if a group was targeted, denying they were targeted is Holocaust denial) and that's going to lead to pushback from historians and experts. But Joanne is too deep in to believe what anyone who disagrees with her says, so she's just going to dismiss what those historians and experts tell her. And once she's disbelieving them about that one thing, well it's just a tiny step to start disbelieving them about other things.
This isn't by accident either, transphobic circles are swarming with far right agitators, ready to use hatred of trans people as an in to recruit people into their causes. They have handbooks for this sort of thing and they are, unfortunately, good at it. I suspect Joanne will be spouting coded versions of Great Replacement stuff by the end of the summer.
This is not a plea to try and pull Joanne out. She's too deep in, and even if she wasn't, she's already demonstrated an inability to examine her own prejudices, an unwillingness to hear criticism and a weakness to flattery. She is perfect recruitment bait for people who know what they're doing, and my impression is she's surrounded herself with people like that.
No, this is to understand two things: First is to use her as an example, to understand how a well meaning liberal can chase their own prejudices down a very dark rabbit hole. We are none of us immune to propaganda and even if we can't change what's happened to her, we can at least use it to protect ourselves.
And second is to understand that one of the main reasons you can't pull Joanne out of the transphobic pipeline is cause she is the pipeline now. She is the transphobic banner bearer now, she is funneling money and attention to these groups, she is their most famous celebrity and she is helping recruit people. Being able to show people how far she's gone, how deep into the right wing rabbit hole she's going, is important to help other people who still think she just "Had some concerns" know where her path leads.
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splodey-goat · 16 hours
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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splodey-goat · 20 hours
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its freaky saturday
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splodey-goat · 22 hours
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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splodey-goat · 23 hours
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This tweet saved so many lives actually
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splodey-goat · 1 day
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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splodey-goat · 1 day
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
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splodey-goat · 2 days
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You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:
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My newest fanzine, done with a group of my most important friends, is now out. Check the link for your free copy! Tips go to the Trevor Project.
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[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]
a comic based on this post:
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