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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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Naruto : *sneaking in through his window*

Iruka: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Naruto : I....was training with Kakashi Sensei?

Kakashi: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Naruto: What are you doing here?! It's 2am! Is that... Are you wearing his shirt?!

Kakashi: I am not the one in trouble here.

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

Edit: Now that we're talking about it, look. There is all the countries ratification dates, along with considerations for their laws.

And you can check the convention here.

Edit 2: For those in the US who want to check their state's laws compliance to the convention, there is this site.

Edit 3: The map source btw. Its from wikipedia.

Thank you people in the notes for the info and image desc.

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no matter how many times i read this arc i always cry

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Maybe CPS isn't called on Batman because everyone is too afraid of Robin.

Some out of towner: "And you're saying he just let's a child run around in short shorts to get shot at?" *scandalous gasp as they clutch their chest*

Gothamite: "Have you met Robin?"

OoT: "Well, no-"

Gothamite: "That ankle-biter giggles at the sight of teeth flying out of someone's mouth. He screeches for joy jumping off buildings, and he can pummel a 300 pound man with ease. I've seen him sass Joker to the point the clown cried."

OoT: "That's no reason to allow the chil-"

Gothamite: "Are you going to tell Robin he's not allowed to snap goon bones like glowsticks? Are you going to place bedtime restrictions on the sprite that can disappear while you're looking right at 'im?"

OoT: "Maybe I can't, but surely that Dark Knight man could-"

Gothamite: *sighs as they pour themselves a shot and proceed to empty their cup* "You think Batman hasn't tried?"

OoT: *splutters* "That's a child! Surely Batman could parent the y-"

Gothamite: *stares forlorn at the bottom of their cup* "That's no child. That's a demon critter from the dregs of death's realm."

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.

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Naruto in Stuido Ghibli style