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Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

[spookytownnn]

"i seek you out at every social assembly." - colin

--he always notices her at every event

--keeps an eye out for her

-- and in season 2

-- even back in season 1

boy wasnt lying - she's his true north

[spookytownnn]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

[spookytownnn]

"Well, I think Penelope is quite fortunate to have you as a friend."

[spookytownnn]

#the duality of a man

[spookytownnn]

BRIDGERTON 3.02 — How Bright the Moon

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It's Colin giving all kind of excuses to the ladies to not tell them about his adventures in Europe when he probably wrote pages and pages to Penelope about everything! This man does not want to talk to anyone but his wife about his interests! Just like he knew the exact number of cities he visited when he told her but didn't "remember" when one of his "friends" asked!

[spookytownnn]

Colin Bridgerton wants to dance with Penelope Featherington throughout the seasons:

Season 1

He asked and was rejected.

Season 2

He's not getting rejected this time, he simply says they're dancing.

Season 3

He's taking no prisoners, this is his girl, step away motherfuckers!

This might be my favorite parallel in the a Bridgerton universe!

[spookytownnn]

Polin - our boy running after his girl <3

[spookytownnn]

colin: *agrees to help penelope find a potential suitor*

penelope: *finds a potential suitor*

colin:

[spookytownnn]

HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

[spookytownnn]

[spookytownnn]

colin: let me help you find a husband, friend!

also colin: *on his knees* please let me be your husbandplease please please please please please please please please

[spookytownnn]

colin: let me help you find a husband, friend!

also colin: *on his knees* please let me be your husbandplease please please please please please please please please

[spookytownnn]

should i make a part 2?

[spookytownnn]

Colin and Pen BARELY touched lips for their first kiss and it had Colin spiraling to the point where he was entering the drawing room and going “I DIDN’T KISS PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON QUIT ASKING ME” before anyone had even said one word to him that morning

[spookytownnn]

Okay but I feel like a man from the 1800s when Colin put his hand on Penelope's ankle like why was that so sensual?