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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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Hands down one of the most gorgeous cats I've ever seen. She's a Russian blue and a bit over a year old.

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tumblr poll simulator

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why do you think it's so common for writers to insert themselves into their stories?

I don't know.

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we're fucked

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genuinely think i might stop reading the news entirely. this is so dire

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#SMOKELESS SWEEP!!!!!!!!

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“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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people have got to get normaler about systems

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