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this made me laugh so hard i thought i was goinh to throw up. the animators didn’t care enough i fucking guess

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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Video game where the first cat you encounter leads you to one of your first quests but all other cats you encounter after that lead you to an empty food bowl and look at you so so sad

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hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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Diablo Cody I see you and I understand you!!! I see how you write morally grey characters who do fucked up shit but ultimately just wants to be loved and accepted by society. I see how you create characters who are a little weird and off putting but are loveable nonetheless. I understand how you see women's connection to each other and girlhood as a whole. I see how you write women's trauma and society's perspective on that. I see how your idea of a good man is a dead one. I g e t i t

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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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drake?

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

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I do like characters who do not exhibit any hint of sexuality in any way because they’re too busy being tormented by the narrative. like “yea I might be gay or whatever but the labyrinth is growing so I can’t worry about that shit rn”

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