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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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really looking forward to doing something one of these days

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them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

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FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

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I was so productive today I’m on top of the world

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The most insane thing happened to me today

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i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

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Me, sitting down with my coffee in front of the computer and the multitude of things I need to get done:

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Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

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me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet) me: (still doesn’t do them)

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I can’t go to bed I’m not done being insane on the internet yet

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my blog truly reflects my life.. inconsistent.. disorganised… annoying

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Tumblr still feels like my safe place after so many years

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Hey, are you a hot MILF in my area?

The hot milfs have combined into one super-milf, we’re all in fucking danger