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spotcanlon · 7 months
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davey, to oscar: i have a rule about being constructive, so i can't ask any questions right now. all the questions i have right now are rhetorical and end with the word 'idiot'. do you know what a rhetorical -
oscar:
davey: no, of course you don't, you're an idiot.
oscar:
davey: i'm sorry! i am SO sorry, but you're so stupid. you have no idea, because guess why? no - don't answer that. you'll get it wrong.
davey, hugging a crying oscar: aw, so dumb. you're just a dumb little boy who tries to destroy his own life every minute.
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spotcanlon · 7 months
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spotcanlon · 7 months
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The Joker is the only right answer
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spotcanlon · 7 months
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finch: here you are, a nice hot cup of coffee.
crutchie: it's cold.
finch: nice cup of coffee.
crutchie: it's horrible.
finch: cup of coffee.
crutchie: i'm not even sure it is coffee.
finch: cup.
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spotcanlon · 7 months
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why are there fake transparent pngs. what kind of sick prank is this. some kind of looney tunes ass bullshit. i run at the gray and white checkered background and hit it like a wall.
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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splasher: i'm very busy. a little bird recently flew into my bedroom and i've been trying to make him my friend.
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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“Jack you gotta let me ask you something. An’ I don’t want no you ain’t tryna hurt my feelings kinda answer alright?”
Jack frowned, but turned his full attention to him regardless. “Only gods honest truth Racer, what’s the problem?”
“You think Spot was bein’ honest when she said she’d soak me? Cause’ I know she said it, but also she was smilin’.”
There was no hesitation. “She was definitely bein’ honest.”
“Yeah but your typa honest or regular honest?”
Jack shrugged. “When you come to me cryin’ cause you got a black eye cause you kept annoyin’ Spot don’ say i didn’t warn you.”
“Yeah, well, unlike the rest a’ you bums I ain’t scared a’ Spot.” He paused. “Just gotta healthy dose a’ apprehension is all.”
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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i think we can all agree that luke’s motives were right for his whole anti-gods rebellion but WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK did he choose the child chomper??
he saw this titan and his silly myths and went ‘i want that one’
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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Race: When I said bring me something back from the beach, I meant like a seashell or an erster or something
Albert: *Wrestling with a seagull* Fucking say that next time
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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Davey: Wow, Pulitzer really hates us.
Jack: Yeah, maybe he is homophobic.
Davey: But we’re not gay, Jack.
Jack: ...
Davey: ...
Jack: We’re not?
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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love that fish....the great white shart
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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Me picking up the phone on facetime
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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the change from “save a place” to “save my place” is honestly so subtle but so important
92sies jack doesn’t care where he’s going, just anywhere but where he is currently. he doesn’t want to be a leader like with the newsies, he just wants to be jack kelly.
livesies jack wants a place to belong. he’s getting too old to be a newsie and doesn’t know what he wants to do. he knows he wants to just take a break, and santa fe seems like a great place to do so. he still wants to feel important, but he wants a place where he isn’t looking into a dark tunnel. he wants a constant in his life.
but in both situations davey is the solution. 92sies davey doesn’t know jack as “cowboy” or “the jack kelly”, he knows jack as what he wants to be known as, which is just jack. livesies davey gives jack the constant he’s looking for. he’s the reason why jack stays in new york.
tl;dr: javey is canon, obviously?????
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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thinking about how Jack as a character is obsessed with the idea of a dream life and his whole character is built around hope and dreams and such.
Crutchie as a character is the direct opposite of this. He lets Jack pull him into these dream worlds and imagine but at the end of the day he comes back to reality and can "see straight" He is more based in reality.
The whole reason Jack believes they can strike and win is because he's a dreamer. he thinks he can do anything.
Crutchie is more reluctant, he thinks this is another one of Jack's big unattainable dream. ("let's grab our papes and hit the street while we still can")
without both of them the strike wouldn't have happened. Crutchie keeps Jack grounded and Jack pushes Crutchie to believe.
BUT when Crutchie gets taken to the Refuge their roles completely switch. Crutchie is the dreamer, he wants to escape the Refuge (despite his leg acting up) and run off to Santa Fe, he thinks there's still a chance at a good life. Jack however completely abandons the idea of winning the strike, he realizes it was one of his grand dreams, he realizes (after he's taught everyone else how to dream) that he has a big imagination. Santa Fe isn't a dream anymore to him, all it is is an escape.
when their anchors (each other) are pulled away they become what they once couldn't even perceive
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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race: you’re seduction techniques won’t work on me.
albert: i’m not trying to seduce you.
race:
albert:
race:
albert: would you like me to seduce you?
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spotcanlon · 8 months
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Me: why is there so little albert dasilva fanfiction I fucking hate it
Brain: you could just start writing your own?
Me: no >:(
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