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#europeans be like #“NEVER???” #and then in the next breath call americans unhealthy bc they're fat #hating on my people bc i am in fact french and thus dealt with this attitude my whole life.

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

#shut up omg

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

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you BASICALLY just said [absolutely wild leap in logic]

#average internet user

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Parenting hack via my father: He was a single father and very stressed all the time. We were pretty crazy kids and getting us to do anything was a hassle. He made up a game to get us to eat veggies/try new things, where my siblings and I were bunnies and he was a farmer protecting his crops.

We would have to sneak into the kitchen and ‘steal’ his crops (cut up veggies that he put out for us), while he wasn’t looking (ie: making dinner/getting work done)

If he saw us, he would get really theatrical and ‘chase’ us with a broom, hollerin’ about pesky rabbits and all that, while we would run away and scarf down the veggies in hiding. Then the game would start again.

A carrot has never tasted so good.

(As an aside, I don’t know how he got any work done in the end, but I don’t know if he actually cared so long as we ate lol)

Amazing stupendous wonderful I’m stealing

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#this post reached the kpop fandom 💀 #99% sure thats what all the “other” picks are

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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WHAT DO WE WANT?

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that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares

#need

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oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

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perrrrsonally i like humidity but not too much

i like having warm nights and that doesn't happen if it's too dry which sucks bc then you need to bring layers with u to any daytime->nighttime event

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#as a former californian

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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

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you're in a dark cell. shivering, terrified, starving, held hostage in a foreign country while your young son was left at home. everything is hellish and awful and this is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you. someone is coming to see you and you're braced for interrogation or torture, you don't even know what

and then this walks in

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why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

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when ppl say slay like "slè"

slè

#slay