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Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

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Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

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Instagram

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This morning, Zoom’s stock price tanked after Pfizer announced optimistic progress on their COVID-19 vaccine.

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Power Armor is basically a fursuit for people who want to be robots

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Cho Gi Seok

“What’s Real” for Metal Magazine

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First of all, how dare you.

@ bugs

u have no morals

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*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

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*sexy lady in a mobile war game* help we are fucking under attack

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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

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someone: are you okay?

me: :)

someone: is that a yes?

me: :)

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For months, MONTHS I’ve had reoccurring end of the world dreams. Dark skys and screams. Trying to call my dad and sister and the phones are all down. Trying to barricade my windows and doors and the wood I’m using turns to rubber. Watching a horizon filled with hundreds of tornados. The waters rise and drown everyone around me.

I’m starting to hate sleep, these dreams are so much more frequent lately, almost every time I sleep rather than once or twice a week.

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sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

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me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

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Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street