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when someone tells a joke so funny you strip naked and pay them

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#yo id stop fuckin breathing around a goddaman corpse thats what #imagine what kinda gases youre inhaling #disgustang

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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#jesus chrrist

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

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I cant live in peace for 3 minutes