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you suck at this game

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New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

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Dog Date

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Some obvious facts:

The Black Death reduced the population of Europe by between one third and one half.

Vampires are immune to mortal ailments.

Late 14th-century Europe suffers from a massive vampire surplus.

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The Fallout show is pretty fun so far. I still have 3 episodes to go. Everytime Lucy said "Okey dokey", this was all I could picture.

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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did they even think about me when they did this. im going to be awake all night i dont know how im ever supposed to move past this point PLEASE

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"Mephit, I hardly know it"

"Lil miss Mephit sat on a tephit"

"What do we have to do to get Adaine a long rest"

I'm HOWLING

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The other thing that makes me feel better about aging is that time I was at the lesbian meetup and talking to some cool ladies in their late 50s who said they wanted to organise a new meetup just for their age group and above.

"Oh, why?" I asked. One of them heaved a sigh of immense weariness and said "We're tired of younger women trying to fuck us."

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gay people will be like im fine & then relate a little bit too much to judas iscariot

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the best part of the ep for me was when buddy said “for our lord and savior baccarath” and then all the intrepid heroes die laughing bc they forgot that’s the name they made up and told porter

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another list of moments that made me fucking lose it:

everything about Gorgug's interaction with Unit left me wondering what was Zac's intention when speaking with Unit I am so confused

"I'm gonna lose my virginity to that girl over there" is a brand of teenage horny that feels somehow realistic

"Kristen 2 thinks the ice is seasoned because she's just that white"

Brennan referring to Kipperlilly as "homegirl"

Brennan legit struggling with what to have Mary Ann do because of her particular brand of teenage disinterest

Fig's...entire speech to Rubin was sooo brutal, i felt bad for the guy like goddamn let him return to basic bitch status he doesn't need to be roasted to ash

"i thought maybe you were honouring something"

Ally making a Biblical reference to David and Goliath when Gorgug was fighting Porter...the fandom BETTER take good advantage of that comparison

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porter who wouldn’t sign gorgugs MCAT making him take on stress tokens so he had to take 4 years of school all in one… porter having an ability to control students with rage tokens…

porter absolutely rot in hell

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the rat grinders getting whomped because they don't know how actual combat works is exactly what I've been waiting for all season. fabian taking down ivy in one turn bc they have no hp, them grouping up bc they don't know they're not supposed to and getting immediately shit on by adaine, riz's attack of opportunity doing more damage to kipperlilly than her actual attack did to him, gorgug taking down oisin by the end of round 1 bc they didn't protect their wizard, kristen and k2 both bringing all their friends up while keeping themselves strategically hidden bc they know better, riz diving into the lava like it's nothing bc he's a badass, adaine slapping jace's counterspell out of the air, fig tanking that hit from porter and casting that clutch fireball. just. beautiful. iconic. poetic. exactly what the rat grinders deserve after xp grinding for three years instead of actually adventuring. you fucking suck at this game kipperlilly!! you might be high level but you're shit at pvp!!!!!

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d20 fans: they’re just children they were manipulated !!

fabian aramais seacaster: i’m going to skin that Bitch

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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

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