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𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

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LOOK WHATS IN HOUSTON

#also in San Antonio #must be a texas thing?

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https://twitter.com/Kaisen_Tobiuo

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Anne Hathaway behind the scenes of Shape Magazine cover shoot

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Daisy Ridley for British GQ

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Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

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Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

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The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

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sometimes I remember that a lot of the world doesn’t realise the sheer amount of potato chip flavours available to people in the UK but then I see the adverts for the new special edition brussel sprout flavour potato chips that have come out for the holiday season and I realise that might just be a good thing.

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Okay so I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her

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me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

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uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term