squid-kidz

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woe, magical girl red robin be upon ye

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Batman: Why didn’t you tell me?

Batkid: You didn’t ask.

This is a regularly repeating conversation that covers anything and everything. Lost an organ? Well, you didn’t ask. Secretly eloped? Never came up. Adopted a child? Well, I’m telling you now. Spent four months in an alternate dimension and came back ten minutes after you left? Huh, could have sworn I mentioned that, but to be fair it’s not like you asked.

And every. Single. Time. Batman is just like… No? It’s not? Why would I have thought to ask that?

Barbara tells Bruce it’s karma for never telling the Justice League anything. Bruce is not amused. Barbara proceeds to invite him to her wedding.

Bruce: I didn’t know you were dating anyone?

Barbara:

Barbara: Well, it’s not like you asked.

Bruce: *eye spasms*

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this came to me in a vision

[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter (X) reply chain. Red Robin (@/spleenless) writes, "Where there's a screen.........." Under his caption is a picture of the Batcomputer, which has the Ao3 homepage pulled up. He is not logged onto his account, if he has one. Someone with the user "Gregg rulz ok" (@/nitwenjoyer0) replies, "Ao3 on the batcomputer is insane" with four crying emojis after. Both tweets were posted on April 27.]

"Benny Dow" being Bernard, ofc.

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no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are

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thinking about bernard being granted full access to alfred's kitchen. everyone's shocked, as most members of the family aren't allowed to use even the toaster. it goes to show tim made a good choice with bernard, seeing as though alfred is better at reading people than anyone else. if he's got alfred's trust, he must be good.

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random thing i hate:

referring to jason, "i love school more than life itself," todd as a high school dropout. if any of the bats were college bound and wanting of a degree, it was jason. he died, his life eneded, he did NOT willingly bail on school for whatever dumbass reason you can come up with.

i mean the same kid who wanted to be further involved in school activities, like the spring theater production, is the furthest thing from anti school/education you can get.

stop trying to make my boy dumb or against one of the few government institutions worth a damn.

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assorted tma/tmagp doodles from class today

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Could you bad doodle us some Birdflash pls? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

they share 1 braincell

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Damian: I'm a ventriloquist

Jason: you any good?

Jason: the best

Jason: what the fuck

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aw, I love you too Michael distortion

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I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

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Jason Todd and Tim Drake have an hour long meeting at one am every fortnight so Jason can check up on Tims progress with getting a high-school diploma. This meeting cannot be stopped so it is not unusual to see the Robin Hood duo arguing on a rooftop about basic Physics (Tim can do the complicated stuff just not the high school level shit)

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if you are still open to requests… perhaps more damian 🤲 he’s just a little boy and i love him in your style. i want to put him in my pocket he’s so squishy

I like to imagine him doing literally anything and everyone starting screaming and going crazy