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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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occasional posts from users

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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happy glorious 25th of may

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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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Internet Safety

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growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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psst.. i heard there was a sleepy girl out there that wanted her panties pulled to the side

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Movements - Don’t Give Up Your Ghost