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ya hear that? Its the gentle whistle of a small fart leaking from a giant asshole....

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blah blah something something angst or whatever

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ill send my moms card info in to pay for floyds euthanasia

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Sorry about all the bullshit, Alex. Hope your day gets better. 10/10 new tdau chapter.

awwww thanks 8bit :)

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Hope ur having a good day. or that it gets better. or at least tomorrow is good

thanks anon ✊️😔

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fuck today bro, sending myself good will, peace and love

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I know it’s kinda fucked but Floyd’s attempt has given Tiny so much ammunition now. “At least my Daddy didn’t try to kill himself over a mid 🙄” And Brad nearly, actually kills him.

BHAGAHWHAGHAHAHA

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with guy diamond being the third ig creek's not gonna be sitting in the cuck chair like he should 😞😞😞

IVE BEEN WAITING WEEKS TI ANSWER THIS

Anyway anon, what didya think of the cuck chair laughing at him

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chapter 14: A Very Special Episode. mind the warnings

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rolling up every bad brozone headcanon into a blunt and smoking it. i die immediately

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “media illiteracy” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw clay apologise to john dory

my buddy floyd pacing: grandma is abusing us

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i do deeply enjoy having normal friends because they'll say shit like "surely nobody finds [random robot character] fuckable right" and i get to be like buddy. my mutuals are doing insane things to his digital cervix

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thrh call me lucky fisherman because somethang always biting on my Pole

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which ones you gotta wittle it down

congrats splatoon fans on the cunty lesbians

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genuinely mystified by the kind of person that would produce this image and not realize "oh, I'm being fucking ridiculous"

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the WHAT

Yeah

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Okay so. Dionysos wants to go visit his mommy Semele in the Underworld, and gets this guy named Prosymnos to guid him. Prosymnos agrees, but in exchange he wants to have sex with Dionysos once it's all said and done. Dionysos agrees, goes down to the Underworld and sees his mommy and brings her back to life. But when he comes back, turns out Prosymnos' mortal ass just up and died! So Dionysus takes a tree branch, shapes it into a phallus, and rides that thing on Prosymnos' grave. And apparently he rode that first didlo so well that Prosymnos' shade was elevated all the way to Elysium (basically the best place to go in the Underworld).

And that's how Dionysos invented the dildo ☝🤓

Rolling up to my friends funeral and taking one up the ass for him thats so damn good it sends him to heaven

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do you know about the greek myth where dionysus invents the dildo

no