Ranking Famous Hollywood Chris-es by how likely they are to have heard of Hannah Arendt
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the ghost of english philosopher john locke, slowly materializing beside my bed after i summoned him to help me with my gov paper: Tis in the interest of the Publick Good to consume a Weede, be it through the Smoking of a Joynte or mayhaps the Bong, from Time to Time. Furthermore tis Necessary, for those Men living in Civil Society, under the Laws of the Common-wealth, to enjoy as part of their Natural Right a bit of the Vape whenever they so require it
me: holy shit its john locke
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im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant
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René Descartes: *thinks*
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ima go with no
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I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!”
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Coenraet Roepel, Stilleven met bloemen, (detail) 1721
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you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan
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Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of
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I SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT
This is honestly my aesthetic
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Plato c. 380 BCE, Colorized
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