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i also like to collect you tried stars.

there's actually more at someone's old and dead sideblog that i found like two minutes ago while researching this autistically

@youtriedstars

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can anyone explain to me how this isn’t just purely antisemitic and misogynistic

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you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

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relatable

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medical malpractice is my favorite

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hot glue is made of plastic???

i've converted another

carpet die him

or whatever they say

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apparently you still dont know how numbers work because 20 is even

it turns out you can give hickeys through unconventional means

no matter how many out of season double layered fleece jackets try to stand in the way of your mighty jaws

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the best part is that you were the one who introduced me to the pink skirt and you dont even remember which is hysterical

if you are what you eat...

tansfems, eat bitches make estrogen

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*angrily chews on conkcrete*

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im gonna hot glue your sarcophagus together so your mummy cant roam

i've converted another

carpet die him

or whatever they say

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i've converted another

carpet die him

or whatever they say

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damn straight

i wear the pink skirt in this relationship

if you are what you eat...

tansfems, eat bitches make estrogen

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pretty sure its spelled 'owie' you dyslexic weirdo

it turns out you can give hickeys through unconventional means

no matter how many out of season double layered fleece jackets try to stand in the way of your mighty jaws

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im not a bitch im an asshole

theres a very distinct and clear difference thank you

if you are what you eat...

tansfems, eat bitches make estrogen