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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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I finally got around to watching Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story. And I am SOBBING. SOBBING 😭😭😭😭 legitimately crying so hard. My friend was like “it’s gonna make you cry!” And throughout all the episodes I maybe teared up once.

The last episode!? The last 30 minutes!? Brimsley and Renyolds dancing, cutting to older Brimsley dancing alone!? Older Charlotte crawling under the bed and George joining her? And then seeing each other as younger versions!?

It was so so beautiful 😭

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MY HEART CALLS YOUR NAME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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Yes, I watched the entirety of Queen Charlotte in one day. And yes, I am completely and irrevocably destroyed.

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I’ve always been this. An exhibit instead of a person. Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story 1.03 ‘Even Days’

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*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

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if we weren't supposed to press down on bruises they wouldn't have made it feel like that when you do

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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is that simple task bothering you queen

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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sexting inherently has some cringe built into it. we're horny through correspondence. foreplay by proxy