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the human capacity for hindsight is incredible. my ancestors evolved a defence mechanism for identifying threats to their existence and now i'm out here experiencing the kinds of regret that russian authors wrote 6000 page novels about.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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thoughts??

no thanks i'm trying to quit

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there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

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this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

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sorry i go a little bit insane at the thought that will chose hannibal. like he couldve had a normal happy life but he decided to drop it all to go be sexy & insane with the love of his life. like we talk a lot about hannibal & will being predestined (& they are!) & not enough about the fact that they chose each other. over freedom, over normalcy, over stability, over life itself. its crazy. sorry

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must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

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“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

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Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

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A bride recently asked me to make her a necklace for her wedding that looked like a fancy throat slash. This was a really fun project.