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“Men treat me right” Okay I would’ve treated you right so maybe you just can’t fucking pick the right girls

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Logging onto this for the first time since Tumblr went all holier than thou on us and deactivated half of their users...  feels like I just went back in time

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when it’s november 1st

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someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

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miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

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every 1d song: [absolute british gibberish] oh yeah girl you’re really hot [something vaguely lesbian in nature] [zayn vocalizing] 🗣babyy

gays:

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everybody here wants to be choked and get spat on but 90% of you can’t even order a fuckn happy meal without SHAKING

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she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

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can hollywood make like a love story where the super hot attractive guy falls in love with the fat girl WITHOUT being tricked or catfished or “fooled” into accidentally falling in love with her character

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screenshots dont do this justice

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Close your eyes and listen

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