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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

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they call it sussex because when the sex is...............heh heh.........heh heh heh heh heh...... heheh heh heh coughhhh coughhs cough coughing hehehehehehe coughhhhhh hehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehebehe couggggggghhhhhhh *dies*

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#he was never book smart

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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

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me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

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Oh how nice. Quinton Reviews released a new video. And this one is only 1 hour 14 minutes long. 🙂

Just 1 hour

and 14 minutes

and 27 seconds

and 47....

a-and 47...................

a-and 4-47....

no.

oh no.

oh no no..............

#THIS IS CRAZY #ONE DAY

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walter white boob check

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Better Call Saul is a story about a man undergoing multiple identity crises, selling out his morals in order to get ahead in a world that’s always kicking him down, but in doing so destroying so much of his soul that eventually he decides to become this clownish caricature of himself not only because it’s too painful to live as his real self, but because he no longer knows who the real him actually is anymore.

Breaking Bad is a show about a man who gets cancer and then develops the worst Main Character Syndrome of all time.

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top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground