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Everytime I thinks about my label I vibrate happily because: There are other people like me! I'm not alone!

Which is why blogs like this make me so happy.

awh :D

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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not gonna say it again

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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

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god I fucking hate posts that are like "reblog if someone can come into your dms to befriend you" "I consider all of my moots my friends" "hey you moot who I've never talked to I consider you my friend"

as an aplatonic, they make me very uncomfortable.

and the many times that people have called me their friend without permission - I'm not mad, just very uncomfortable - make me feel very icky. friendship is a relationship just like others, don't assume we're friends without consent. it's a relationship and it requires consent on both sides

i would talk more but I can't really think rn

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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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A reminder that no matter what you identify as, we're all evil faggots that groom kids according to conservatives. So no, no one's more or less oppressed, we're equally discriminated against.

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Aspecs. Acespecs. Arospecs. Aplspecs. Reblog if you agree.

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.