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Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially

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viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

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cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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What is it with men and acting like women just don't know anything

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public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs

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i’m gonna start flipping that “yeah sex is good but have you tried [thing that isn’t sex]” joke around i think it’ll be very funny

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im so sick of people being like "i wish there was a story where *insert something that definitely already happened in megamind*"

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THIS KID. 

This concept is legendary. 

#is that nightmare at 20000 ft in there?? the artistry

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#:/ yeah

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These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

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this is so funny

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4-Dimensional Rotation

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ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny