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stalkersunrise · 6 years
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can i request some headcanons for Degtyarev as the no.1 dorky boyfriend please? :3
-    Listen, get ready for a relationship with the most functional dork you have ever met. Sacha is highly talented and efficient, yes, but sleep deprivation and daily Zone life could bring out any man’s crazy.
-    Out of all the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. protagonists, he is the absolute best at remembering anniversaries and important dates… give or take a little. I guarantee you that he will always scrounge up the Zone’s equivalent of a bouquet of flowers and present them to you no more than a day after the anniversary date.
-    Once he had to make do with a bundle of ammunition and some diet sausage. He would give you the world if he could, but he’s not a miracle worker. The shining relief on his face when you give him a bonecrushing hug in response could probably power all of Ukraine for a couple minutes.
-    Listen, in the Zone, you are the Major’s and everyone knows it. You’re off-limits. If anyone so much as hits on you, there will be a world of hurt to answer. Nobody ticks off the Major.
-    Of course, when he drops his head onto your shoulder and waits for you to run your fingers through his hair, you honestly have a hard time believing that he intimidates the rest of the Zone.
-    A sleepy Sacha is simultaneously the most adorable thing and the most irritating. Try to get him to let go of you after a rare night of deep sleep. Try. He can grumble and pout with the best of them, and still keep a vicelike grip on you even halfway in dreamland.
-    Vents a lot when it’s just the two of you and it’s precious. He’ll bury his face in your stomach and just. Complain. “I’ve had it up to here with bandits,” he’ll mumble. “And anomalies. Hell, the whole Zone.” Just hum sympathetically and massage his shoulders and neck. He’s a stressed boy.
-    There is not a single ticklish cell in Sacha Degtyarev’s body, but he is familiar with every one of your vulnerable spots. He’s also enough of a dirtbag that he will attack you with tickles in the middle of a quiet moment, and it’s the worst because you can’t even retaliate.
-    Just a Tired Man who is a silly and sleepy kitty around you. Honestly, you’re what’s keeping him sane enough to be the Invincible, Unflappable Major Degtyarev to the rest of the Zone.
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stalkersunrise · 6 years
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s.t.a.l.k.e.r. headcanon blog? on my pc?
It’s more likely than you think.
And requests are open.
Okey-dokey, so, first-up.
I don't write: - Smut. - Pairings between canon characters. - Sexual assault. - Things beyond a PG-13 rating. Difficult, I know. Let’s call it a challenge. - Overly descriptive depictions of gore. No squick for me, please.
But I do write: - Friendship! It's awesome! - Some angst, yeah. - Mayhaps some mild romance for the romantics out there who obviously have a thing for Degtyarev because who doesn’t? Depends. Maybe. - Basically anything else, man.
And if I'm not comfortable or cool with an ask, then I'll just. Not do it. As you do. But I'm ready for like 80% of everything, y'dig?
If you don’t agree with my depiction of a character, tell me your headcanons! This is me playing with my portrayal of the stalker group, and I am so open to any adjustments in the way I cast them that you guys can offer.
Alright, cool! Let's make this rad!
- Arkady
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