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I don’t know what’s wrong with him, but I think he should keep it up.
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Emile, seeing a bee on Jorge's arm: Uh oh...
Emile, rolling up a newspaper: Jorge, stay still...
Emile, using the newspaper as a megaphone: THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU!
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some of u aren’t carrying a constant yearning for love that consumes u and that must be nice
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"I felt like I was spamming you so I stopped" girl if I could download every thought you've ever had as a PDF I'd read that shit start to finish. Spam me more. I want to hear what you have to say.
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one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good
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Blink 182 - Bored To Death
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why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!
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Things will probably only get worse from here…
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sometimes i stalk my own tumblr account and go, "hmm this bitch is really depressed"
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Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law
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wash stands for washua
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