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time loop wrapped

failed to save a loved one 8402 times

punched your boss in the nuts 13 times

arrested 329 times

died by falling down a manhole twice

binged 178 tv shows

you spent 328500 minutes in the loop. that’s over 7 months nonstop!

top 10% of time loopers worldwide

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Word of mouth really kept me away from Scott Pilgrim for like a decade cause I was told it's this shitty book aimed at incels and he's a pedo and then I read it recently cause of the netflix anime and it's like "this guy sucks and all his friends barely tolerate him and he's trying to feel like a big man by leading on a 17 year old girl he's not actually interested in and everyone including the narrative acknowledges that that's pathetic and he should grow up. anyway let's explore how men see women as a means to their own self actualization but fail to acknowledge that they have lives of their own" like wow this is the book yall were talking about?

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#Iconic!!!!

#i couldnt tell if it was on purpose that they refered to rose as nonbinary because they had made no mention to her being nonbinary #up until that point i thought she was a binary gender trans woman #or does dr who not know what nonbinary means

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It is objectively hilarious that the tardis would include a coffee machine and then act like that when the coffee gets spilled

#dramatic ass

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i have one request for the last special and it’s RICHARD T DAVIES LET THAT QUEER VILLAIN FLIRT WITH THE DOCTOR

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both 10 and 14 are queer as fuck but this is the big distinction:

10 was fighting to urge to kiss the master, while 14 would have kissed that man on the mouth and told him he loved him

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It feels illegal to have Doctor Who be this high budget. I’m not complaining, it’s just so strange it’ll take some getting used to lol

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what truly haunts me is how jerry said in an interview he never really acted on Seinfeld (because he is not an actor) and how it was simply the way he would behave around and react to these people (if he met them irl) - so what's with all the heart eyes at michael all.the.time.

#ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS IF SEINFELD IS JERRY SEINFELDS COMPLETE INABILITY TO ACT AND THE FACT YOU CAN SEE HIM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN #ALMOST EVERY EPISODE #LIKE USUALLY BAD ACTING MAKES A SHOW WORSE BUT I JUST CRACK UP AT SEINFELD

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It’s really funny when people who enjoy content that’s easy consume think they’re somehow oppressed for this preference even tho the entire entertainment industry caters to it

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Being in the top 1% of your top artist is mental, but have ya'll ever been in the top 0.5%? I've done it twice. Once for 2pm and the other for Somo.

#i know someone who got .05% on taylor swift and thats taylor fucking swift like what the fuck

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If the Seinfeld crew had Tumblr accounts:

Jerry: 1/2 reblogs, 1/2 original jokes he thinks are a little too lame for his set (or ones he's used and discarded). Gets very few reblogs, despite him trying to use it to boost his profile. "It works for Neil Gaiman, it isn't working for me." His most reblogged post is one where he posts the start of the Japanese comedy show that uses a one second clip of him (inexplicably).

Elaine: 99% reblogs, way too many polls. Tagging game is on point. Tries to tell Jerry that Tumblr isn't like other social media sites. He still doesn't get it.

George: Aesthetic coziness and male body positivity. Has a shocking number of followers. GETS Tumblr. Once tells Jerry that he IS Tumblr.

Kramer: Basically our version of dril.

#newman would definitely be inciting shit too

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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

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Denying a trans reading of Scott Pilgrim not because I don't see it but because if Scott was an egg and Ramona was a trans woman then there'd be no fucking way she'd be adhering to the prime directive this fucking hard whenever he says some egg shit. Scott would talk about his hair or go on about how he wishes he was a lesbian and her face would contort like a deflating basketball from the relatable cringe of it all