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he was the cool uncle

inspired by this post^

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Contender for my favorite tweet of all time

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i love this template

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loving this tv set holly travels around in 📺

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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I don't want to ruin everyone's hopes (believe me, my fingers are crossed too), but its time for a media lesson.

Its only the Murdoch press that is claiming this, the BBC, ABC, and SMH are much more credible and less sensationalist sources. Additionally, the sky news article claims that details have been leaked yet no details are referenced, it just talks about the plans being frequently updated, especially after his mum died which is completely normal and means nothing which is pretty sloppy reporting.

POINT AND LAUGH

#sorry but i cant leave this alone

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I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

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capybara

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#i can sing a bunch of gaelic songs #an toll dubh by runrig i can sing and understand 100% #and there are a few others i can sing in full but i only understand about half of the lyrics #the rest is just phonetics

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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#i confronted her about her behaviour towards me and guess what #she is changing for my sisters sake but still has zero regard for my welfare

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

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