Me waiting for y'all to stop this shipping and age nonsense so we can start talking about Hobies very real trauma and how it effects him as a black man living under a police state
Its fun and easy to characterize the gang as dumbasses (and I love it) but !!! theyre also so smart !!! like, dumbass smart. Smart enough to get into princeton but also dumb enough to get a b in your own language (looking at you miles). Smart enough to make your own multiverse watch from scratch but also dumb enough to say "take a crap on the establishment i salute you" to a toddler (not that Hobie was wrong for saying bc he's right) Smart enough to be practically flawless and not even need to study but also dumb enough...just dumb enough. Pavitr is so dumb (in a good way).
Spidermen are kind of like jesters. They put on this goofy idiot persona but their minds are always a few steps ahead. I know it doesn't matter much but I see people portray the spider gang as academically unintelligent and like...that's just not them! Spiderman has always been that nerdy character who could and would ramble about advanced science bullshit if prompted!
Lots of dumbass bonding content but not as much "oh these little shits are also child geniuses" bonding content.
i’ll make you all see the potential for Miles and Pavitr’s insane hype dynamic where they playfight with dangerous weapons (which may sometimes mean their hands). where Pavitr drags him to raves and into mosh pits. where Miles brings him under bridges to dance battles and chases him on the top of moving trains with a knife. where Pavitr blames him for everything even if the situation doesn’t even involve the two. where Miles has to throw boulders at Pavitr’s head to test if the boulders will shatter (they do). where Pavitr has tried to sacrifice him at least once and took him to dinner when it didn’t work. where Miles tied him down and tried to summon a demon with his blood. They’re creepy little girls. They’re roaches when you hit them with the dollar store bug spray. They’re both prometheus and the eagle. They’re best fucking friends.
wait WHERE is that post that was like “ppl with siblings always say oh how have you never played chase each other with knives?? how have you never played actual serial killer??” that’s miles and pavitr chasing each other with literal nitroglycerin bottles and webbing them to each other’s backs like a very dangerous and potentially fatal version of tag and acting like it’s normal
Actually, I really liked the movie Sing and have been meaning to watch the second one. Sooo I’m gonna use this ask as and excuse to blow your socks off with some Sing fanart XD Yet ANOTHER fandom we have in common right?
Have some random Tone Deaf moments because I feel like it + I was re-reading some of my old scripts, and realized some of the things I wrote would be funny as hell to happen across without any context, so boom. You are now that person. Congrats. I've been cursed with knowledge. No, you're not getting any of it anytime soon 🤭
[the "script" in question btw o_o]
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