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it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

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i think rich people should die. Idk

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Dating Roronoa Zoro headcanons (Roronoa Zoro x fem/male reader)

• He leaves you for Luffy

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Sanji being the only one knowing about Zoro's crush on Luffy. Trying to convince him to talk to him because Zoro is so in love and sulking so hard, and so oblivious of Luffy’s feelings, that it's getting annoying.

Also, he wants to play Cupid, because he loves love and wants his friends to have what he desires the most, a happy life with someone to cherish.

When Sanji offers himself in Thriller Bark, he does it because he doesn't think he's worth much and he will never have what they have.

When Zoro wakes up, he makes him promise he will finally talk to the Captain.

#wtf 😭😭😭 #🥺🥺

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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

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You seem troubled, like there’s a cloud hanging over you.

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i call this one the inherent romance in having to constantly save your captain from drowning

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I thought Chilchuck’s frog suit looked familiar

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oscar woodiwis

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The Experience ™️