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starlaveau · 3 years
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starlaveau · 3 years
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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starlaveau · 3 years
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my biggest problem is i dont like, do shit
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starlaveau · 3 years
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on all levels except physical I am leaving my apartment that sits above a local bakery, walking down a cobblestone street in the early morning on my way to the farmer’s market, softly humming to myself
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starlaveau · 3 years
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why is this so aggressive
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starlaveau · 3 years
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So, Elon Musk is talking about how to colonise Mars, and suggesting that, for those who couldn’t afford the fortune it would normally cost to make a space voyage, loans could be offered… and people could, y’know, just pay them back with labour upon their arrival…
… all at the same time that the viral hit song is a sea shanty about being a worker transported to an inhospitable place to work for a big corporation, which then pays you shit so you can never afford the passage home.
It’s like, sometimes our past speaks to us.  And sometimes it jumps up and down, screaming and waving lit sparklers.
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starlaveau · 3 years
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Apples can make red panda happy to be weighed.
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starlaveau · 3 years
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yup
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starlaveau · 3 years
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forced to experience every moment of every day for the rest of my life
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starlaveau · 3 years
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not to sound like a boomer but i think millenials should stop giving 1 - 10 yearolds their own tablets/ipads or let them roam around the internet willy nilly 
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starlaveau · 3 years
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starlaveau · 3 years
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i saw a few versions of this on tw*tter but it bears repeating. john mulaney is never going to see your shitty little takes and “jokes” about addiction and rehab. but your friends who are struggling with addiction and substance abuse and trying to overcome the stigma around going to rehab and seeking help will. especially now when the increase in addiction that occurs during the holidays is compounded with the pandemic. i wish john all the best. i’m so proud of him and everyone else struggling right now. it’s so hard to ask for help. don’t be an asshole.
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starlaveau · 3 years
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Witchy Yule Moon Art by ArchaneEnchantments
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Shane and Ryan’s reoccurring sentiments towards the rich.
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In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast, and never bother with silly little things like bedtimes, or brushing our teeth. 
Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
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starlaveau · 3 years
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beyond pisses me off that the US and england - two countries that did virtually nothing to stop the spread of covid on their own - are getting premier access to the vaccine just bc they have the $ and the desire to send all of us back to work asap no matter the human cost. meanwhile many countries in the so called third world that took covid seriously, locked down, and provided for their citizens without a second thought or complaint wont receive the vaccine until 2022 or beyond. totally fair and cool.
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