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[image ID: zedaph, having put on a wandering trader robe over his skin and a specially modeled pumpkin to get a villager nose. he is leading two of his villagers on chickens behind him on leads. the caption rads "Doing a wander!" /end ID]

this one's a new zedaph headcanon. love this for him. have i mentioned i love zedaph.

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oh my god astro zed literally basically calls himself a sheep when hanging with x. what is happening.

He really did didn’t he…… 🐏……..

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[image ID: a close-up of zedaph staring at the camera. the captions read 'Now call me a fool'. /end ID]

i mean you don't have to ask me to do that zedaph i'll do that anyway,

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Reasons why the hermits should never work in the customer service industry (quotes sourced from this post of slip-ups)

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Fixed her hair because I am a certified hater

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etho literally stands like this emoji 🧍‍♂️<- i know technically all of them do because. you know. minecraft. but he just embodies that emoji i don't know what it is about him

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Zed: *screams*

Grian: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Impulse: Should we stop them?

Iskall: Nah I wanna see who wins.

Tango: £10 Zed wins?

Mumbo: Oh, you're on.

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Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

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the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

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“Doccy fund isn’t for a strip pole I swear” Sure Doc sure man, and that’s why we keep talking about poles on stream-

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the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:

good with kids

good cook

fat

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man, undertale ran on a weird game engine

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So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

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Tango: The first person to fall at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they're thirsty later.

Tango: Also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard.

Impulse: What about the last person? What do they get?

Tango: The last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them.

Impulse:

Tango: Also their credit cards.

Impulse: There it is.