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Vancouver Daily World, British Columbia, September 24, 1910

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I love when frogs and crocs do this

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,mlemlemlem..

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In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

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is anyone else being haunted by a cat with a human nose on instagram singing about being broken and juicy

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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

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When you spend all day gentle parenting other people’s children and then watch their parents undo it :)

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"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

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there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

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you are important and special and loved even when your mind tells you you’re not

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🦝: boomertheraccoon on Instagram

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fluffy pants

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The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter