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im actually an anatomy students defender until i DIE they didnt do anything wrong!!! they just wanted to learn about the body they even WAITED FOR THE TEACHER TO LOOK AWAY before they adjusted anything!!! they didnt want to scare him!! they showed up every class and waited for him and paid FULL attention you KNOW if that man just stopped fucking judging them for not being able to get their hearts right the first time they would be the best class he ever had. they even left him an apple!! they didnt know apples dont have teeth its not their fault!! anatomy student haters dni actually

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Martin: *does anything for Jon, ever*

Jon's default three responses:

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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

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LMAOOOOO

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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

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Do you hear that

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This is kind of a bop actually

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op? op are you ok

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going on a date tomorrow! 😀

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haha what.

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can you repeat that op

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op?

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op can you repeat that

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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

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Hi

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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

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why do you need skin

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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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is there wifi down here

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no

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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

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Oh. You.

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What. What does that mean

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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

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are you SERIOUS

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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

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my bad

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the thing that kills me about Martin putting tapes on the buried coffin is that he accepts Jon’s non-humanity more than Jon himself does. Jon’s still trying to believe that he’s human so much that he tries to bring himself back with his physical body, even though he’s been freely using it as collateral for years by this point. But Martin sees Jon, knows that his tie to the Eye is stronger than his tie to his body and loves him enough to bring him back anyways. S4 is WILD dude

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I think Jon smashing that table was the moment I really fell in love with tma. That's when I realized, oh, this is a show about a man who is not cut out to be a protagonist but is forced to be one anyway. This is a show were people try their best and still fail spectacularly. Every character in this show sucks in their own special way but you still can't help but love them. You really don't find this kind of show everyday. People say this all the time, but I really mean it when I say that tma has permanently altered my brain chemistry. I haven't been this obsessed with something in a long time.

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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

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Flesh, Desolation, Spiral

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hey dunno if youve come across this in your listening or remember it but. mike crew is less than 5 feet tall. every time i remember this it makes me laugh because ofc that man was a vast avatar everything looks big to him

Oh my god,,,

I knew he was short but I didn't know it was less than 5 feet

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Tma is a supernatural horror podcast but what if I ignored all that and drew the characters eating noodles and riding the bus to work

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I like drawing Tim in colorful Hawaiian tshirts but for season 3 LMAO. The lower his mental health gets the more colorful the shirt. He doesn't care about workplace dress codes anymore. When he goes to blow up the circus he fits in perfectly into their colorful palette

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Season 4 tma reaction thread! Tags "tma liveposting" and "long post" will be used mute me at your discretion

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i'm rereading gertrudes wiki page to fact check for a fic and it says she was born in approximately 1945 and then became head archivist in 1965

she was only 20 when she became the archivist. we talk about jon being unqualified but holy fuck

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A small Tma avatar lineup :)

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Clears throat. Hello. Season 3 tma thread you know the drill. I'll be tagging it with "tma liveposting" and "long post" so mute at your discretion

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This progression is so funny to me what happened to you my dude

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If I had more time on my hands I would collect various tma clips and add laugh tracks whenever I see fit like big bang theory