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The Dungeon Master: Concentration Spell

Me, A Wizard: Focus Pocus

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whatever it is that helped britney survive 2007 we all need in 2016

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general dnd advice is just don’t play with straighties but also gays only make characters that have like 5 int and 27 charisma so you can’t win honestly

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here is an absolute truth about the dragon age inquisition fandom

if Vivienne’s role of Circle Mage Politicker had been played by a white dude character, we would have had 100 fics within the first week with people’s Inquisitors joining that character for some Orlesian scheming, or making that character their mage sugar daddy, or coaxing that character to their point of view about mage freedom in an Aladdin-style I Can Show You The World montage. even if this dude wasn’t a love interest we would have had so much romantic fanart and fanfic about how complex and interesting and engaging he was

and if Solas’ role of Secret Fen’Harel Antagonist had been played by a lady of color then all there would be is fics about the mean dark lady jealously coveting a pure innocent white lavellan for her love of the Dalish and her kindness and skill and how beloved she is. even the sympathetic fics would still slide into “taming” metaphors for the relationship dynamic. and fandom would absolutely call her The Dread Bitch and pat themselves on the back for how clever they were being

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i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

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I see the word ‘cowboy�� in a post and I just BLACK OUT and smash reblog

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Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

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(Source)

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BioWare: look it’s solas

Me: 

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i’m this close to a breakdown

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read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

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i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

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what even are any of these “alternative sites to tumblr in case it dies” everyone’s suggesting like i’ve never heard of any of these in my life do you really expect me to create an account on babar the elephant dot com or some shit and follow you there

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st@ff: no nut november…2!

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alternative to tumblr :) 

site that has the same problems

site no body uses 

site that doesnt load

site that requires payment to sign up

site that hasnt existed since 2010