Nothing suspicious here just a man wearing his boss’s lingerie that’s all
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hello brumis micronation I have food for you
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💿This is actually my favourite song💿
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Bruno Bucciarati from JJBA
He's so pretty in this scene
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⟡﹒ marmelatta di fragole ' ꒱
⌦ genre: horror, smut, yaoi, vampires.
⌦ type: longfic.
⌦ status: ongoing.
⌦ main couple: bucciarati﹢ mista﹢ abbacchio.
⌦ side couple: risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto.
⌦ warnings: mild gore, violence, graphic deaths, graphic sex, murders, blood drinking, vampires, bdsm, graphic depictions of torture and corpses, profanities, sex workers, inappropriate use of guns, tons of blood, etc.
☆ plot:
In 1996, strange murders were happening in a small town in Sicily: bodies were showing up in random locations with slit wrists and no blood in their body. Guido Mista is assigned to catch and arrest the responsible and teams up with the local medical examiner, Bruno Bucciarati, but something feels off.
Or, a string of deaths leads straight to Count Leone Abbacchio, a mysterious man who lives in a castle by the hill.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ smelly cowboy trilogy ' ꒱
⌦ genre: smut, slight fluff.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ couples: bucciarati﹢ mista﹢ abbacchio.
⌦ warnings: a lot of polyamory sex and degradation with sprinkles of softness. oh, and dirty, hairy ass/cock licking. you've been warned.
☆ plots:
pt. 1: It's been 2 days since Mista had taken a shower, and, at this point, his smell is unbearable. After Bruno's pleas are ignored, it's up to Leone to make the stubborn gunner do their capo's request — and he'll use any method.
pt. 2: Abbacchio's lesson made Mista an average clean person. Proudly observing his progress, Bucciarati rewards one of his best subordinates with a brand-new body butter — but he wants to be the one applying it.
pt. 3: Abbacchio should know better that his capo hates getting fooled; why would Bucciarati call him and Mista to his office to discuss "personal matters" when the others aren't home? Of course, he was plotting something.
Or, Bucciarati gets his revenge, Abbacchio gets punished, and Mista has the day of his life.
★ where to read: here (pt. 1), here (pt. 2) and here (pt. 3).
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⟡﹒ squalo affamato ' ꒱
⌦ genre: smut, slight fluff.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ couples: bucciarati﹢ mista.
⌦ warnings: transmasc bucciarati, period sex, anal sex, oral sex, blood drinking, slight angst (if you squint).
☆ plot:
Maybe Mista was a sniffer dog in one of his past lives. He'd instantly follow his boyfriend throughout the house like a shark smelling blood, going into a feeding frenzy whenever that raw, musky scent hit his sensitive nostrils.
Or, Bucciarati is having a terrible week, so his dorky, blood-lusting partner decides to treat him like a king.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ luminare ' ꒱
⌦ genre: slight crack, slight angst, slight fluff.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ main couple: bucciarati﹢ mista.
⌦ side couple: risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto.
⌦ warnings: mild violence, inappropriate use of guns, gunshot wounds, stalking, fights, drugs, alcohol, irresponsible driving, etc.
☆ plot:
Mista has had enough of Scolippi, his ex-partner. He decides to do something about his constant stalking and confront him during a party, but things go awfully wrong.
Or, Bucciarati has to rescue his boyfriend after Mista accidentally shoots his ex during a fight.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ spirito ' ꒱
⌦ genre: horror.
⌦ type: longfic.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ main couple: bucciarati﹢ mista﹢ abbacchio.
⌦ side couple: risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto.
⌦ warnings: gore, violence, graphic deaths, oral sex, murders, graphic depictions of torture and corpses, profanities, spirits, tons of blood, etc (more tags in ao3).
☆ plot:
After his gang fails a simple mission that costs Passione a lot, Bucciarati is in debt with their boss. To fix things, the capo and his unit get assigned to clean a house in which a grisly murder orchestrated by the boss occurred. It's an easy task, and they're no strangers to corpses and murder scenes. That is until weird phenomena start manifesting in that place.
Or, La Squadra realizes they should have never forgotten Sorbet and Gelato.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ soldato ' ꒱
⌦ genre: tooth-rotting fluff.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ couple: bucciarati﹢ mista﹢ abbacchio.
⌦ warnings: none.
☆ plot:
As a cop, Abbacchio is nothing but a mere, disposable pawn. He has to witness the corporation's corruption and can't do a thing about it. No one is grateful for his job. However, he means more than he thinks someone like him deserves when he's at home.
Or, Bucciarati and Mista comfort their boyfriend after he had a bad day.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ chimerico ' ꒱
⌦ genre: angst.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ couple: bucciarati﹢ mista.
⌦ warnings: main character death, suicide, mild gore, werewolf, mourning, wounds, blood.
☆ plot:
Mista gets very talkative when he's sleepy. This time, he wants to discuss his life and future with his beloved boyfriend.
Or, Bucciarati has to watch his boyfriend slowly dying in his arms without being able to save him.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ spuntino ' ꒱
⌦ genre: smut with light fluff and light angst.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ couple: bucciarati﹢ mista﹢ abbacchio.
⌦ warnings: prostitution, mentions of violence, sex, one-night stand, poverty.
☆ plot:
Abbacchio gets more than he bargained for when he sends his boyfriend out to buy their dinner.
Or, Mista leaves their place with the promise of a snack and returns with a prostitute.
★ where to read: here.
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⟡﹒ penitenza ' ꒱
⌦ genre: smut, slight fluff.
⌦ type: oneshot.
⌦ status: finished.
⌦ couples: bucciarati﹢ mista﹢ abbacchio.
⌦ warnings: again, a lot of polyamory sex and degradation with sprinkles of softness. oh, and dirty, hairy ass/cock licking. you've been warned (more tags in ao3).
☆ plot:
Against his boyfriends' wishes, Abbacchio skips their meeting to hang out with his friend.
Or, Bucciarati and Mista decide to punish Abbacchio for ditching them.
★ where to read: here.
p.s: this oneshot is linked to the smelly cowboy trilogy plot, although you don't have to read the rest to understand this work.
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[ : MASTERLIST : ]
❛ guide. ꒰ 🦢 ꒱
☆ = fluff.
✦ = smut.
♡ = angst.
✶ = crack.
♱ = content warning.
❀ = longfic.
✿ = oneshot.
✹ = shortfic.
✧ = scenario.
❥ ' la squadra di esecuzione. ﹒ ﹢
⌦ la squadra headcanons and scenarios. — multiship. (☆✦♡✶♱✧)
⌦ la squadra with a silent teammate. — no ship. (☆♡✧)
⌦ marmelatta di fragole. — background risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto (✦♡♱❀).
⌦ goffo. — background poly la squadra di esecuzione minus pesci (☆✶♱✿).
⌦ luminare. — background risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto and formaggio (☆♡✶✿).
⌦ spirito. — background risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto, sorbet﹢ gelato and mentioned la squadra di esecuzione (✦♡♱✹).
⌦ veleno. — risotto﹢ ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto (♡♱✹).
⌦ freddezza. — ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto (✦♡♱✿).
⌦ sorveglianza. — ghiaccio﹢ melone (✦✿).
⌦ guinea pig. — poly la squadra di esecuzione minus pesci (✦✶✿).
⌦ slumber party. — ghiaccio﹢ secco, background la squadra di esecuzione and cioccolata (✦✶✿).
⌦ kiss and make up. — ghiaccio﹢ prosciutto and background la squadra di esecuzione (✦✶♱✿).
⌦ the hat stays on. — ghiaccio﹢ risotto and background la squadra di esecuzione (✦♱✿).
❥ ' squadra guardie del corpo. ﹒ ﹢
⌦ marmelatta di fragole. — mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio (✦♡♱❀).
⌦ smelly cowboy trilogy. — mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio (☆✦♱✿).
⌦ goffo. — background mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio (☆✶♱✿).
⌦ squalo affamato. — mista﹢ bucciarati (☆✦♡♱✿).
⌦ luminare. — mista﹢ bucciarati (☆♡✶✿).
⌦ spirito. — mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio and squadra guardie del corpo (✦♡♱✹).
⌦ soldato. — mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio (☆✿).
⌦ chimerico. — mista﹢ bucciarati (♡♱✿).
⌦ spuntino. — mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio (☆✦♡✿).
⌦ penitenza. — mista﹢ bucciarati﹢ abbacchio (☆✦♱✿).
❥ ' l'unità speciale. ﹒ ﹢
⌦ slumber party. — ghiaccio﹢ secco, background cioccolata (✦✶✿).
⌦ doctor's prescription. — cioccolata﹢ secco (✦♱✿).
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