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pat your goalie

#MAROON IS SUCH A GOOD GOALIE HUGGER #so intimate <3

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thematically jonas biting down on the cross around brock's neck doesn't really work with anything i've got going on here but also like. it's gotta happen somewhere no

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#pat maroon/brad marchand #I WILL make this a thing

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functionality / realness

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🥵🥵🥵

#hey little guy #you look lost wheres your daddy?

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brandon duhaime...before the rest of his clothes arrived in colorado | colored avalanche, 2023-24 season

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devastating discovery for me personally

#bro can his pants BE any tighter

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nhlbruins All the love for ☝️

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#THIS WAS SO FUNNY

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LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

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hi since no one posted this yet (x)

#THEYRE FLIRTING

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um… 😳

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#I MEAN #ENEMIES TO LOVERS #ENFORCER/RAT #CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #brad marchand #pat maroon #boston bruins

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kneeling at a lover’s feet not only as a trained, obedient mutt but also as in : i will do anything and everything you ever ask of me, simply because it is you asking, because i belong to you, to your whims and desires; i can be good, i can be loyal, i will be whatever you want me to be—just ask. please ask.

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“’In this tournament i’m definitely not rooting for Team Canada,’ says Connor McDavid, proud Canadian and member of the Edmonton Oilers” [x]

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I dont care about ethics but rpf seems like it requires a lot of research.

Yeah but that's secretly the fun part.

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PWHL + text posts

#LOOK MA IM IN A _ AS TEXTPOST POST #:DDDDDDDD