everyones always like the saddest thing a dog can think of is its owner dying. no the saddest thing a dog can think of is a human eating a huge smelly hamburger with fries and mustard without giving the dog any and guess what they experience that like 5 times a day
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a long line of trans women cupping the next one down's face and telling her itll be okay over and over stretching forever for generations until they dont have to anymore
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dude's doing some small penis humiliation shit to this snickers bar
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I cant stop thinking about this.
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come my lady come come my lady
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did u seriously just equate physical appearance with morality in front of the hoes
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These sidequests are getting weird.
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Putting in my job application to be the new target at the axe throwing place
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Vigilante
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What if i could go everywhere and see all my friends and have delicious food and cocktails but never have to spend money or go to the airport. I think we should consider making this happen
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hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health
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PEE PEE CHASER
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