new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head
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She just a girl hungry 🎀💖
[ COMM OPEN ]
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Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now
Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet
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slendermander
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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.
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gay new yorker. faggot about it!
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this machine is useless
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Everyone’s making dating profiles for their wizards well hit me up when the gay ones start making accounts on Spellbindr
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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A tale as old as time
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.
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