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it’s fun for me just to grab a

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When you’ve been goofing off at work and turn around and see your boss

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go brush your teeth bitch

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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girl help they are making me do my job at work

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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#fr tho

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

[straightboyfriend]

Keep it real:

If I threw a "Black Ops 3" concert

would you come?

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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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tumblr are you telling me something

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hai i learned how to make an ived americano :•)

woag…. that’s beautiful now make so many