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April 30th in metal gear solid was so funny. An emo twink green as fuck soldier trained on video games finds out his girlfriend is what the matrix algorithm that was built over 3 decades ago made to investigate his stupid ass to find out how to make him act out a terrorist operation that happened 4 years prior and that's not even the most insane shit that happened. There was also a cowboy Stan Lee lookalike DIDfaking the other protagonists dead british brother who was the original terrorist from 4 years ago. There was a suicidal girl who the matrix made everyone beleive she could stop bullets and then it turned out she actually really could the whole time in the most funny uno reverse ever. The president was there when his colleague started DID faking the dead british guy who was also his brother. The president fought the twink because it's his adopted son and gave a speech about being a George Washington Stan.