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bob woke up and chose violence on this day

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tbh in some cases calling my projects “wips” kinda feels like a joke, because it implies that it’s actually “in progress” rather than being a thing that plagues my brain every once in a while.

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“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver

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Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

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In response to a guy mansplaining something, just say “Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong.”

1) It only gets better the longer he spoke

2) Luke Skywalker would be proud

3) He’ll immediately fly to bafflement and telling you why YOU’RE wrong and HE’S right

4) Mark Hamill would be proud

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You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

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Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars 2024

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Chang's Muse

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Here’s the Tintin of Terf Banishment™. Reblog to keep your dashboard safe from crusty-ass terfs and their Bad Vibes™.

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You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless fucking nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right)

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows