oh god my birthday is close enough that my family members are acknowledging my existence again
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growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance
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its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"
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I get sometimes you gotta cater a little (or maybe a lot) to make it as an indie artist who sells their stuff online but my brother once told me to put more #funny relatable quotes on my art and I just looked at him like
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The devil is a twink named luke
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Bearly Athens Pool Party 2023
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the thing about me and obama is that we were both having a lot of imaginary gay sex at age 21
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Why are cishet men like this...
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*pussy suddenly starts throbbing* what is it girl?? what do you see???
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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
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me last night: 1000 years of despair I am but a dying fish at the bottom of the tank while everyone else floats past my lifeless body
me next morning: is it me or is jenny’s mom from my life as a teenage robot kinda sexy
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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