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ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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DR ADAM LEVY ClimateAdam ROSEMARY MOSCO

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this is the most visually stimulating our hikes have been lately

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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#either a cat or something that flies

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

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They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please

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i feel like i have rabies but like emotionally

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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Yo mama so inactive she deactivated

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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

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sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

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