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why is everyone premier league referee bald

#genuine question. can’t think of any bald players but i swear every ref is bald

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had a dream where i did a project that was about photographing different ways people prepare fries and what kinds of dipping sauces and spices they eat them with and the final photo was all of them in a big plate together being eaten. because fried potatoes are a delicious thing no matter how they’re made and they’re something we can all enjoy together. it was beautiful

#one of the dipping sauces was a sweet blueberry sauce that paired really well with the fries #i wasn’t expecting to like it but i Very Much Did and now i wanna try it

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EXPLODE ME WITH BOMBS

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i just think bottom surgery is really cool and it’s incredible to think about what the human body and good surgeons are capable of yknow

#also phallo scars. aaauaugh they look so cool and gnarly i want em So Bad

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too many people are so shitty about bottom surgery and bottom dysphoria. so you see why i have to be annoying about this. you can too brother. take my hand and let’s think about dicks. together.

yelling wailing scream my lungs out from the tops of the mountains for all the world to hear. i love you bottom surgery. phalloplasty will save the world

#metoidioplasty also fucks i just really want phallo

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yelling wailing scream my lungs out from the tops of the mountains for all the world to hear. i love you bottom surgery. phalloplasty will save the world

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”bwuh bwuh bwuh but what about the complications it doesn’t look good myehh” shut the fuck up we can literally make a dick by taking other parts of our skin and constructing it around our pre-existing genitalia. is that not insanely cool to you. is it not incredible. something just shy of a miracle. also what the fuck are you on it looks Amazing. skill issue if you can’t appreciate it and don’t want it is all i’m saying

seriously i need bottom surgery so bad it’s unreal

#bottom surgery is so cool!!! i would get it done in a heartbeat you don’t understand #the complications are whatever and for the most part also things you can avoid with specific choices about anatomy #and how you want your surgery to look. also you are literally constructing a dick. dont think its unreasonable for it to not be perfect lol #and that is a small price to pay for the joys of the human body anyhow. #let me get bottom surgery if you want it to be better let me help give surgeons experience and perfect techniques #i will humbly go beneath the knife for this yessir

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seriously i need bottom surgery so bad it’s unreal

#I WANT!! A DICK!!! AND BALLS!!! #cursed to be trapped in this mortal form so #bottom dysphoria my Beloathed. why must you be so expensive

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i need 8 tattoos phalloplasty three beers eight thousand dollars an apartment scrotoplasty a working pair of ears and a giant dish of moussaka. i think i’d be fine then

#one of those nights yknow

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i need to get a tattoo so bad. unfortunately the one i really know i want is a chest one and idk if i want to get that before top surgery

#-_- now if only insurance would cover top #had to push it back til autumn but i WILL be getting top this year. god knows i need it #but i want a snake/flowers tat over my heart. so badly do i want it

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kabru is genuinely so cute like he and chilchuck are easily my favorites out of the entire cast

#i have so many pictures saved of them both. izutsumi also i live for you the world’s greatest most aroace catgirl

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my fellow tboys I'll hold your hand when i say this but you can't afford to hate yourself in a world that hates you. sometimes just loving yourself is the greatest act of rebellion you can do.

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ian mcdiarmid is so fucking good as palpatine. that is a man who understood the assignment and is devouring every scene. i fucking love palpatine what a stupid character

#it’s SO campy and fun and pure dumb evil it’s beautiful . i love palpatine he’s so awful

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#che sia vita o morte by keygen church #been listening to some keygen church lately. as always i wish it hit harder and had a fuller sound but i’m digging it

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iziador is 22 for all this btw. he should be at the clubbb

#instead he’s at the combination blood cult/haunted city #oh well do what you can. the hunters do have some wild parties though