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thats not even a whole dog thats like 1/10 of a dog

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thats not even a whole dog thats like 1/10 of a dog

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"After bobby shmurda made his $2M bond"

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When u underestimate his size but U gotta play it cool

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*Puts ketchup on a banana* Aesthetic

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^ I don't feel horrible

okay this is an awful thing and i hope anybody who laughs at it feels terrible. both of those girls could’ve been killed. I hope they’re okay.

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The signs' last words

Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies* Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys Gemini: knock knock…..who’s there…. *dies* Cancer: some cliché movie last words Leo: you should see the look on your face Virgo: I wonder how many times I’ve ever blinked Libra: lol bye Scorpio: I’M READY FOR HELL Sagittarius: wait am I dying Capricorn: finally man this was exhausting Aquarius: I see the light….. wait that’s hellfire Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him

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How fucking ignorant of you. Like what the fuck. You're happy because instead of targeting women, we're starting to target men? How is this making the world a better place. This is just as bad as calling women sluts. How dare you be fucking proud of 'fuckboy'. " oh wow, instead of calling girls whores, we call guys fuckboys. We're moving forward in the world!! We're making the world such an equal space because now we both have insults for both genders. Who ever wrote this, fuck you, you're an incompetent bitch.

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And then Jesus said to Joseph, "YOURE NOT MY DAD"

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Feb 20, 2015 ♥♥♥

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Me: I can't do it.

Mom/Dad/Teacher/Friend: Yes, you can.

Me: Oh, my mistake. It seems I have no idea what my own limitations are but you, as someone who does not know what it's like to have my brain, do. Thank you, I'm all better now

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