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After long years of service, my baby girl won’t turn on anymore….

I had done some bad things to her, yes…but our love was undying…even when I spilled my water on her…even when I had to drill a hole into her to put a screw into because she was falling apart…I loved her.

She burned my mattress with her melted plastic yet still I loved her

She electrocuted me everyday yet I still loved her

Her keyboard did not fucking work yet still I loved her

Her SCREEN did not fucking work yet still I loved her

The screen would fall off yet still I loved her

To prevent the screen from falling off I had to tape it together yet still I loved her

The tape would melt if I didn’t reapply it everyday yet still I loved her

One time I pirated photoshop and someone accessed my webcam and started saying shit to me in the notepad app yet still I loved her

Another time I left a chocolate on her and the chocolate melted and leaked into one of her fans and I had to scrap it out with a fork but some of it went so far that whenever she would overheat the chocolate would melt and leak onto my desk…yet still I loved her…

When she finally snapped and nearly set herself on fire, I still loved her…but she wasn’t strong enough to keep going…

When I brought her to a repair shop they guy there told me that trying to fix her would be a fire hazard, I still loved her

When I asked him if he wants to keep her to use her for parts or something he told me that even if I paid him he wouldn’t keep something like that…and I still loved her!!!

But all good things must come to an end…and I’m getting a new laptop….

#i-

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2024 vs 2020 redraw

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every single other character: OH MY GODDD FALIN A CHIMERA WHAGGHH DARK MAGIC BWAGHG

Falin:

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For the love of god stop

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For the love of god stop

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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i like senshi pantyshots as much as the next guy but this whole "danmeshi fandom is progressive and feminist bc senshi is sexualised while marcille and falin are not" is getting annoying terf-y and gross there's plenty of smutty farcelle fanworks, there's plenty of eroticism in canon. the lack of gratuitous feteshisation is good yes, but "wlw ships are good bc they're sexless and pure" is a tired and bigoted take

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realized i never posted these

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another random headcanon about how tintin sounds! he has a soft high pitched voice and sometimes gets mistaken for a woman over the phone (this never happens in canon but in adaptations he often has a higher pitched voice as he's a younger character. i like to think he keeps his voice even after he enters adulthood)

i did a comic about accents over here

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hilarious drama going on on reddit, the least respectable social media site i use. someone goes to r/legaladvice with a question about a shitty interaction with a cop. pretty normal post.

some users replied with regular advice, but one r/legaladvice moderator came in saying it was OP's fault, defending the cop. when OP requested they "please read the post", they equipped their next reply with their little mod hat and told them that showing attitude would result in a ban.

after receiving hundreds of downvotes (and many replies, all of which were removed and banned), the r/legaladvice mod nuked the thread in a fit of anger.

so you'd think it'd stop there, right? well, that's where you're wrong.

there's another subreddit called r/bestoflegaladvice, where the more interesting r/legaladvice threads are reposted for audiences to take the piss out of. and of course, a mod throwing a tantrum and nuking a thread because they were asked to read would make that cut. so it was reposted! and of course, everyone started rightfully calling the mod a bootlicker.

people then started pointing out that the r/legaladvice mod team has cops on it, at which point, part two of the drama starts: some people are mods of both r/legaladvice AND r/bestoflegaladvice, and they get really mad when you call them cops (derogatory).

so of course, they take the best course of action, which is to angrily reply to comments calling them cops and then use mod powers to delete the comments they don't like, insisting that only ONE r/legaladvice mod is a cop, so it's totally fine!

the r/bestoflegaladvice thread was then deleted and locked by mods, presumably for "republicizing deleted comments".

the same thread was then reposted to r/bestoflegaladvice. again, the thread fills with people calling the r/legaladvice mods cops.

this thread was also deleted and locked by r/bestoflegaladvice mods.

but it doesn't end there! because there's ANOTHER subreddit called r/subredditdrama, where the juiciest drama from all manner of subreddits gets reposted. and you'll never believe what's gone on long enough to count as drama.

here, free from the shackles of reddit's legaladvice world, users were free to dunk on the mods as much as they want.

the r/subredditdrama thread was eventually deleted as well (but not locked) just because they don't accept links to nuked threads since the original can't be read, but thankfully, everything had been archived by that point.

and just because the streisand effect should never go unrealized, i'm reposting it here, to tumblr. who knows, maybe someone will bother to screencap this and put it on r/curatedtumblr, and it will eventually live on in reddit again.

as for OP, they reposted their situation to r/nostupidquestions and later posted this update:

moral of the story: never go to reddit for legal advice, because the legal advice subreddit is run by ONE cop.

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Fun similarities between Lancer from the Fate/Grand Order manga and this Mary Anning portrait by B. J. Donne (1847)

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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You can't be talking like that, statics homework

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my sketchbook is so full of fate series characters. oogh

These next three are self-indulgent doodles of if Fionn and Diarmuid were the companions of Agartha instead of D’Eon and Astolfo

And this last was an attempt at a design for a fanservant! Oisín :)