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so much FLUFF

📷: Kuronihon

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How many of that cat are you seeing? (via boots_and_bear)

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Genuinely made me smile

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the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

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www.lunarbaboon.com

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Can I interest you in this super cute photo of New Dream in these trying times?

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From the April 2, 2020, edition of Fox News’ Tucker Carlson Tonight

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experts: “stick to your usual routines!!! eat healthy and go on a walk so you don’t get depressed!!!”

me, on day 7 of quarantine, stuffing my face with pretzels in the dark:

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mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

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oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send help

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the witch of the waste: ive been dismembering bodies and putting them back together to make the perfect man and he will be king once he has howls head

sophie: ok first of all, people are not jigsaw puzzles and second of all, howls head ? are you sure ?? what good would his head do ???

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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes