No shortening to Az, we type out Aziraphuckingphale and die like men
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people who slander dandelions are so boring. oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom poms motherfucker??? get bent
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I’m not crying you are
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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
vacation juice
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a biblical themed restaurant called the Garden of Eatin’
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The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”
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there are two wolves inside you
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going from Martin as “honey bun” to Tim as “raccoon slut” gave me whiplash and I can’t stop wheezing ajsjsjsksks
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You know what Good Omens does NOT get enough credit for? How it never, not once, makes gender presentation the butt of a joke.
Crowley presenting as female to be Warlock’s Nanny? The way this was filmed, acted, and written wasn’t made to be funny whatsoever. She was stunning, I loved the hat!
Pollution using they/them pronouns while the postman used the gender neutral honorific of sir for them? What’s there to make fun of? They’re royalty.
Archangel Michael, who has a traditionally male name, played by a female actress? Never questioned.
Lord Beelzebub’s androgyny? Only respect for the Lord of Hell.
Aziraphale sharing Madame Tracy’s body? Crowley recognized his angel and accepted it no problem. He was right about the dress too, it did suit him!
Crowley’s pure, unfiltered non-binary/gender-fluid energy in general? Fucking fabulous. Who could seriously make fun of this demon’s style? As someone once pointed out to me, you could swap him with Tilda Swinton and I’d see no difference. What an icon.
Good Omens is the first big show I’ve seen to basically avoid transphobia all together when the opportunity presented itself, and even say fuck you to the gender binary as a bonus. If the biggest binary in all the universe, Heaven and Hell, don’t give a damn about it then why should you?
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Good Omens is even funnier when you realize Gabriel is the angel who told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus
Imagine this guy
showing up to your house like, “hey guess what?”
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my favourite thing to do is imagine which mild inconveniences we can attribute to crowley. (i hope this joke is still relevant)
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my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping
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ineffably in love
instagram / twitter / patreon
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